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Left in the Dust by Elon Musk (message to ET)

Wednesday, February 7th, 2018

The Odd (but true) Story of when Space X met Alien Blueship

by joey racano

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“Captain we’re getting a transmission”

“Very well, engage the translation dilectitrodes and put it on the monitors main screen”

“Aye Captain.”

1gsjs864t2csjk winwencn (bzzzt) j bikwhjebecubveqcthen we can (frrritzz) have a conversation, over” We repeat, come in Earthlings, we are very interested in the red car you sent out yesterday, over.”

“Alien Blueship, this is Captain Corbett of the Space X Heavy Rocket, reading you loud and clear. We hope you understand the vehicle does 0-60 in 1.9 Earthseconds, over.”

“Captain Corbet, this is Z-Rell, Supreme Commander of Alien Blueship, we are very concerned about the changing chemical makeup of your planet’s atmosphere, over.”

“Yes Z-Rell we are pumping the ocean and atmosphere full of CO2, but these electric cars are a first big step toward righting our sinking ship. This was the only way we could overcome the censorship of the oil companies and get the word out to you.”

“Well done Captain, and our regards to Elon Musk, Blueship over and out!”

Alien Blueship

‘Alien Blueship
Please check out our new ship
Ain’t she somethin’ purty
Electric engine clean not dirty

Alien Spaceship
Moving at a fast clip
Our planet’s the Titanic
Note the sign: ‘Don’t Panic!’

Enter Elon’s people
Waking up the sheeple
Things a little hectic
Changing oil to electric

We believe that you know
We have a closing window
The President don’t think so
We had to do it solo

#leftintheDustbyElonMusk

jr

ET: help!

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