Sings with Wolves

Lobo

EarthSourceMedia Reports for December 3rd, 2008

-…sings with wolves, can you see that i am your friend? Can you see that i will always be your friend?

Who is ‘sings with wolves? that is what they are calling you now.-

‘Sings with Wolves’

It’s a strange world this editor lives in. Born in urban-most Brooklyn, New York, I grew up to be a vociferous environmentalist. I am at home in the elements and consider the creatures around me to be my family. I drive down the street with the roof open and pay some of my attention to birds above and some attention to traffic- not the best idea, I know. We at EarthSourceMedia are 100% mobile, but today our RV sits in an RV park with limited internet access. As a result, I and my 4 dogs are utilizing a local coffee shop in Morro Bay as our office for today, chugging java and tapping out jibberish on the keys. But every 20 minutes or so, a fire engine, ambulance, or both roars by, sirens wailing, and my dogs- especially my ‘puppy’ Lobo- an 8 month old 100 lb black German Shepherd, point their snouts to the sky and let ‘er rip; “A—W-o-o-o-o-o-o!” So, Lobo’s eyes lock with mine, and I stop what I’m doing, run outside and join them in a pack howl.

Instantly, we are transported back 40,000 years, nostrils flare, eyes glow red, flanks touch, fur on fur on skin on fur; Lobo takes the bass, Trinka, soprano, I, baritone, and the old man Champion barks with reckles abandon and a semi-toothed smile to warm a canine heart. Dog lovers understand perfectly, the rest- sure, we’re crazy.

“A-Wo-o-o-o-o-o!” 

On with the show-

Beijing, China:

Beijing announced Monday it has already met its target for the year of 256 ‘blue sky’ days, due to environmental measures taken to reduce air pollution. EarthSourceMedia would like to point out that with 365 days in a year, they have also met their target of 109 ‘brown sky’ days.

London:

Anti-terror police raided the offices of and arrested lawmaker Damien Green, releasing him uncharged 9 hours later. This is similar to what happened to a United States Congressman last year. Not only does such behavior undermine the independence of congress, it violates separation of powers, and brings into focus a world-wide gestapo on a terrorism witch hunt targeting only those who don’t goose-step along with destruction of the Earth and profit-at-any-cost.  

Chicago:

In the most extensive study of its kind, researchers report that 1 in 5 young American adults has a personality disorder that interferes with everyday life. Counting substance abuse, the numbers rise to 1 out of 2. These disorders include obsessive or compulsive tendencies, and anti-social behavior that can lead to violence. But there is a bright side; while researchers call these young people troubled, recruiters call them the few, the proud, the marines.

Uh-oh- …think I hear a siren- excuse me for a….

“A-Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o!”

Short Takes-

Hawaii:

Scientists have unveiled a new telescope on the big island that will be able to detect objects 2 to 17 miles in diameter, making it capable of observing the national debt.

Tulare County, California:

A 15 year old boy was arrested for trying to swat his mother with an axe. The woman was not injured, and said the incident went something like this: “Mom, I want to axe you something”.

Mom replied, the word is ask- ask, ask, ask!”

Sonny left the mini mart, but soon returned with a hatchet saying, “No mom, the word is axe. Axe axe axe!”

Ooh, here we go again-

“A-Wo-o-o-o-o-o!  A- A- Aw-w-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!”

Naples, Florida:

A Florida teen stole a pair of earings from JC Penney by swallowing them. EarthSourceMedia is glad the kid wasn’t a car thief.

Rockland, Massachusetts:

Taking sports insanity to a new low, a company called, ‘Eternal Image of Michigan’ is offering a new line of Boston Red Sox caskets. The company is licensed by major league Baseball and caters to people who we here at EarthSourceMedia think are probably better off dead anyway, so let them enjoy that seventh inning stretch’. May it stretch into eternity! We also don’t know what it is about the darn Red Sox. You will remember that when the CIA was kidnapping people from airports and flying them to countries like Romania to be tortured, they were using a Boston Red Sox jet, albeit with the official Red Sox logo covered up for discretion. -ESM

Sacramento, California:

Esteban Nunez was arrested in Sacramento yesterday on suspicion of stabbing a 22 year old man to death in San Diego. No, he’s not the Esteban who plays guitar and dresses like ‘Zoro’. But he is the son of former Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, the oft corrupt politician who embodies Democratic Party shenanigans. We here at EarthSourceMedia will not convict him without a trial, but if he does turn out to be guilty, we will say, ‘the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree’.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania:

State Governors from all over America converged on Congress Hall to meet with President Elect Barack Obama, who vowed to put hundreds of billions of dollars into Americas long-neglected infrastructure. Never missing a beat of the propaganda drum, the GOP was sure to take photos of Sarah Palin with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in the background and plastering them in every paper in the nation, hopeing some of his charisma would rub off on her. Here at EarthSourceMedia, we don’t agree with everything Arnold does, but his leadership qualities are undeniable. Hell, he may even be the antichrist, and that’s probably the highest compliment we can give. But Sarah Palin, she’s the devil himself. Ask any wolf.

Here they go again-

“Aw-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!”

From dark woods and grassy savanahs to a nice warm den out of the wicked winds of the last few days, I’m joey racano saying, “Goodnight and go with – go with- go-Awo-o-o-o-o!

 jr

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