Thanx for stoppin’ in;

-ESM

Houston Control: Initiate Protein shake sequence.

Commander Fincke: Initiating sequence on 3, …. one…Two…Three!…,
Sequence initiated Houston!…

Crackle… Crunch -munch

Houston Control: We are getting some unexpected sound readings, is
there a malfunction in the equipment? Over.

Commander Fincke: romger, Nyits omkay, I’m eating somef salt-m-water taffy-m.
Omer.

Houston Control: Hello, visiting crew member Oblamkov, we do not have
the Russian translator present, please put Commander Fincke back on. Over.

Commander Fincke: Nyits me, momander mink, emerytings morking. Woder amb out.

Huston control to secure inside line: Get the Russian translator up here immediately, there is a problem. The Russians have taken over the space station.

Russian Translator on Houston Control Line: Illich, Vazmir Trobko (Illich, pick up the receiver).

Commander Fincke: Weddaminit amntryning to tak, Omer

Russian translator to Huston command: Illich is, how you say, mad. He is using very bad language, insult to my mother, have no translation.

Houston Control: This is bad, patch me to the Space Station Loading Dock.
Houston Control: Space Station Loading Dock. This is Houston Control, any Personnel, Please respond. Over
Major Tom: Roger, Houston, This is Major Tom. Over.
Houston Control: Major Tom, There is a situation in the Spaceship command module, Specialist Oblamkov has taken over and may have harmed or disabled Commander Fincke.
Major Tom: Illich? Roger, Houston, Negative. Specialist Oblamov is out on a space walk in a Pod, conducting an inspection of the Antenna. Are you sure the transmission was coming from the command module? Over.
Roger: Was that for me?
Major: No, Get back to your post.
Houston Control: Major Tom, has the mutiny spread to the loading dock? Over. Report your status immediately. Over
Major Tom: Mutiny? I mean, Roger! No there is no mutiny here. Over.
Roger: Ok, I heard my name again. Stop hogging the receiver, Tom. Give it to me.
Sounds of scuffles
Houston Command: Come in Spaceship Loading Dock, Come in Major Tom. Over.
Commander Fincke: Houston Command ? Situation is under control, we have completed Protein Shake Sequence and are awaiting orders. Over
Houston Command: Thank God you’re alive, Commander Fincke. Secure Command Module hatches, and don’t open them for anyone.
Hal 9000: Dave? Hold me, Dave

Hal 9000